When is patience a virtue

When is patience a virtue and when is it foolishness? It there really a time when a good man must decide that he is fed up, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats?

I think the answer is “yes”! And I am probably at that point in my association with the Air Force. I have repeatedly proven my commitment to them over the last 9 months, 5 doctors, 3 trips to bases and 1 heart surgery (Not to mention the $24,000 the surgery cost).

But still they sit. And wait on God-knows-what to make a decision about my waiver. So, today, my recruiter comes back into town. Hopefully, she’ll have an answer for me. But if not, I have my black flag ready…

What in the world was I thinking!!!

What in the world was I thinking!!!

I feel like I have been here forever and it hasn’t even been a month yet! I am so hyped up that I just want to kill someone and I still have to finish officer training and then on to flight school. Not to mention that I have no outlet for my frustration, and there aren’t any good looking female instructors to hit on like there were in top gun! As a matter of fact this is nothing like Top Gun! This isn’t a movie and this ain’t no game- sweet peter paul and mary this is for real! Or as my cousin JR would say, this is for Rizzneal.

Something else that is a problem here. The swearing. It is really getting out of hand. I find myself cursing in my sleep! Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night with an F-bomb perched on my tongue and I am like “where did that come from?” Probably from hearing it 9,876 times a day.

Hopefully I can keep myself from cursing but I really think that there is no f’n way.

I thought there was something big going on around here

I thought there was something big going on around here… First they say Israel is on the brink of war and Forbes put Brittney Spears on their cover. Now some physicists in Hawaii (no comment) have discovered that the speed of light is slowing! Here’s the article…

If you thought Y2K was bad, wait until people find out we’ve only got 1.2 billion light year until sun implodes. I’m buying stock in Spam.

Wedding Information

You ever notice how when something happens to you, then you start noticing it all over the place? I mean, how everywhere you look you see that car you just bought, hear that song you are into, etc? Well, in the last 2 days I have been seeing more diamond rings, more churches, more tux rental places, more… well… you get the idea.

And it’s all because I’m engaged to Amanda.

I presume that, like the other 59 people I’ve talked to today, you want to know the story. Well, it all starts with a speedy trip to Tulsa to buy an engagement ring and get permission from the man in the middle of the day on thursday. I had been so busy with school and work that I actually had to draw my friend Nick into this whole sordid affair so we could write a paper while we were driving. I’ll let you know how the grade on the paper turns out.

Then I found out that merely buying the ring doesn’t finish the process. Girls, no matter how sweet and accomodating, want a perfect story to tell on those 59 phone calls that will be made the next day. I knew I had some work to do. Fortunately I had a 6 hour round trip to Texas on Friday/Saturday to get my dog to think on the problem.

So here’s how it panned out…

We started with an early dinner at Musashi’s, a Japanese steakhouse here in OKC. While there, I ran into my good friend Scott that I know from Denton. I sneaked away and showed him the ring, hoping that his wife could keep her cool long enough or us to eat and get out.

Then we went to Lyric Theatre’s production of “Pageant”, a musical comedy that pokes A LOT of fun at the beauty pageant circuit. Which was fun because Amanda, as you may or may not know, has won her share of pageants. Fortunately, I have a very dear friend who works in the theater, so she (Amy Russo) was able to rig the selection to make Amanda a judge for the show’s competition.

But this is where things got tricky. Amanda isn’t dumb… she has known for a couple of weeks that something was up, so I had to employ a fair amount of deception and dissappointment, for her own good of course. By the middle of the show, she was getting a little suspicious that nothing might be up that night after all. I actively encouraged this by being aloof and caddish. It was also at this time that some some friends of mine broke into my house and started decorating for the surprise.

After the show, I made a point of yawning a lot and keeping the conversation one very non-marital topics. I knew I had completly dissappointed her expectations for a special birthday evening. So we rolled back into the garage and into the house to find the picture you see to the right. I had only asked the guys to set out some candles, champagne and roses. But, as you can see, they went above and beyond in turning my dining room into a special little nook of romance. It was perfect.

At first, Amanda wasn’t sure what was going on. The look on her face was something like “Someone broke in and set up Christmas lights. That’s weird.” So I helped her out by telling her exactly how I felt and that I wanted her to join me on a little adventure of our own. That’s when the shaking and crying started.

And the rest is for us to know…

Bought Waiting for Guffman

Bought Waiting for Guffman on DVD yesterday. Dang that movie is funny. The DVD has 30 minutes of extra footage that wasn’t in the original release. I can’t wait till Nikki lets me open it and watch it…

Speaking of DVDs… Why would anyone even think about buying VHS now? Take the movie Snatch, for instance. If you buy the VHS, you’ll pay $19.99 and get a movie by Guy Ritchie. If you buy the DVD, you’ll pay $22.99 and get a movie by Guy in a far sharper format, better sound and about a dozen extra features like deleted scenes, directors commentary and Pikey subtitles.

And you can watch DVDs on your laptop as you drive or fly. So no more Legend of Speed reruns.

I went to see 4 Day Weeke

I went to see 4 Day Weekend, last night. If you have never been to see them, now would be a good time, as their building just got sold and who knows where they’ll be.

Who is 4 Day Weekend? Silly person. They are Ft. Worth’s improvisational comedy troupe. And they are fuuuuuuuuny. You can find out more at www.fourdayweekend.com.

Good news! Only 1 full

Good news! Only 1 full day into the new design and already I’ve drawn the daily feature from coolstop. Thanks, guys.

If you haven’t been here in a while, be sure to take a peek at the newest travelog, Boston.

Whoa!!!” I can almost guarantee

Whoa!!!” I can almost guarantee that’s the last thing that went through your mind. And not just because you saw that Brittney Spears is on the cover of Forbes (apocalypse check), but because You Can Call Me Al has had a bit of a facelift.

Origin of the term “Aviator”

Got this from a Lt Col at work today. Very poignant, especially for my friends who are so proud of their “boots on the ground”…

A little known fact is the origin of the word, “Aviator.” In the immortal words of Johnny Carson: “I didn’t know that!” Phu Khen (pronounced Foo Ken) 1169-? is considered by some to be the most under-recognized military officer in history. Many have never heard of his contributions to modern military warfare. The mission of this secret society is to bring honor to the name of Phu Khen.

A ‘Khen’ was a subordinate to a ‘Khan’ (pronounced ‘konn’) in the military structure of the Mongol hordes. Khan is Turkish for leader. Most know of the great Genghis Khan, but little has been written of his chain of command

Khen is also of Turkish origin. Although there is not a word in English that adequately conveys the meaning! Roughly translated, it means, “One who will do the impossible, while appearing unprepared and complaining constantly.

Phu Khen was one of ten Khens that headed the divisions, or groups of hordes, as they were known, of the Mongol Army serving under Genghis Khan.

His abilities came to light during the Mongols’ raids on the Turkistan city of Bohicaroo. Bohicans were fierce warriors and the city was well fortified.

The entire city was protected by huge walls and the hordes were at a standoff with the Bohicans. Bohicaroo was well-stocked and it would be difficult to wait them out. Genghis Khan assembled his Khens and ordered each of them to develop a plan for penetrating the defenses of Bohicaroo.

Operation Achieve Victory (AV) was born. All 10 divisions of Khens submitted their plan. After reviewing AV plans 1 thru 7 and finding them all unworkable or ridiculous, Genghis Khan was understandably upset. It was with much perspiration that Phu Khen submitted his idea, which came to be known as AV 8. Upon seeing AV 8, Genghis was convinced this was the perfect plan and gave his immediate approval. The plan was beautifully simple. Phu Khen would arm his hordes to the teeth, load them into catapults, and hurl them over the wall. The losses were expected to be high, but hey, hordes were cheap! Those that survived the flight would engage the enemy in combat.

Those that did not? Well, surely their flailing bodies would cause some damage.

The plan worked and the Bohicans were defeated. From that day on, whenever the Mongol Army encountered an insurmountable enemy, Genghis Khan would give the order, “Send some of Phu Khen’s AV 8-ers.” This is believed, though not by anyone outside our secret society, to be the true origin of the word Aviator (AV 8-er).

Phu Khen’s AV 8-ers were understandably an unruly mob, not likely to be socially acceptable. Many were heavy drinkers and insomniacs. But when nothing else would do, you could always count on an AV 8-er. A Phu Khen Aviator.

Consider it an honor to be a Phu Khen Aviator. Wear the mantle proudly, but speak of it cautiously. It is not always popular to be one of us.

You hear mystical references, often hushed whispers, to ‘those Phu Khen Aviators.’ Do not let these things bother you. As with any secret society, we go largely misunderstood, prohibited by our apathy from explaining ourselves.

You are expected to always live down to the reputation of the Phu Khen Aviator…a reputation cultivated for centuries, undaunted by scorn or ridicule, unhindered by progress. So drink up, be crude, sleep late, urinate in public, and get the job done.

When others are offended, you can revel in the knowledge that YOU are a PHU KHEN AVIATOR!

Well, it’s a done deal now

Well, it’s a done deal now. I bought my tickets to Shanghai today. So, be sure to check back during the month of September to see if I manage to post anything while I am there.

On a different note, I am a fan of local culture and landmarks, where ever they may be. And I am sad today because one of Ft. Worth’s few real landmarks is going away. Just around the corner from my office is The Jackalope, a 12′ high statue of the fables rabbit-antelope mix. Unfortunately, the lot was purchased by a luxury car company, so there’ll be Jaguars to replace the old Jackalope. I’m just sad to see it go, because it is one of my earliest memories of this town.

Oh well, life goes on. He’s probably just as ready to get out of the heat as I am.